urbananchorite:

hotblooded-sleuth:

thejennifuhrer:

angerliz:

So a while ago I made a reference to Quark and I discussing John Egbert’s sex life, and promised an accompanying drawing.  HERE IT IS, FINALLY.

Basically Quark and I came to the conclusion that John Egbert is a rambler during sex.  He just will not shut up, ever.  It wouldn’t matter who he was with or what was happening, he would just keep talking no matter what—not out of nervousness or anything, just out of his usual desire to let people know what’s on his mind.  With Karkat he would constantly be going “oh man have you ever noticed how your hair sticks out in all funny directions and don’t you think it’s getting kinda long i could give you a totally sweet haircut!” while they were trying to get it on.  Karkat has…trouble getting used to it (“SHUT UP MY HAIR IS FINE GOD SHUT YOUR FUCKING GORGEOUS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT UP SHUT UP”)

The only person we could picture being super into this habit would be Vriska…because she would do the same.  Their post-coitus conversations would be pretty epic:

“That was awesome!!!!!!!!”

“i know wasn’t it?  remember when i did that thing????????”

“And then I did that other thing! ::::D”

“dude that was the best”

“Duh!!!!!!!! 8ecause we are the 8est, o8viously.”

Then they high-five.

This is exactly my headcanon for John and for both of these pairings.

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